Bill de Blasio, the Sponge of Woke Platitudes

Dear Reader (Including all of the Democrats not running for president. Let's have lunch),

And then there were 24.

Of course, you normally don't say "And then there were X" when the number increases. You're supposed to say it in such situations as when your softball team has been kidnapped by a Moldovan blood-sport ring. You sit in your dank holding cell beneath the streets of Chisinau, watching as your buddies are taken away in ones and twos to fight to the death with tire irons and shovels for the amusement of the Moldovan illuminati until it's just you and a once-pudgy, urine-soaked accountant who's become a lean, death-dealing gladiator and has decided the only way to survive is to accept that this is the only life he knows. You hear the outer door open and see burly men drag in the bloodied corpses of both your former first baseman and your centerfielder and dump them in the corner. Then one of them comes to the gate of your cell and says "Si apoi au fost doi" — Romanian for "And then there were two." A macabre grin appears on the accountant's face.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. There are now 24 ...

May 17 2019

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Bill de Blasio, the Sponge of Woke Platitudes

Jonah Goldberg

Dear Reader (Including all of the Democrats not running for president. Let's have lunch),

And then there were 24.

Of course, you normally don't say "And then there were X" when the number increases. You're supposed to say it in such situations as when your softball team has been kidnapped by a Moldovan blood-sport ring. You sit in your dank holding cell beneath the streets of Chisinau, watching as your buddies are taken away in ones and twos to fight to the death with tire irons and shovels for the amusement of the Moldovan illuminati until it's just you and a once-pudgy, urine-soaked accountant who's become a lean, death-dealing gladiator and has decided the only way to survive is to accept that this is the only life he knows. You hear the outer door open and see burly men drag in the bloodied corpses of both your former first baseman and your centerfielder and dump them in the corner. Then one of them comes to the gate of your cell and says "Si apoi au fost doi" — Romanian for "And then there were two." A macabre grin appears on the accountant's face.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. There are now 24 ... Read More

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