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I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the National Rifle Assoc. sticker off my front window.      I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.      I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.      Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.      Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching  my house 24/7.      I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.      Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.      Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.      If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm   feeling   like a woman today.              Hot Damn...Safe at last

Breaking: Johnson & Johnson Halts Shipment of COVID Vaccine After Factory Mistake Ruins 15 Million Doses

Johnson & Johnson has paused shipment of its COVID-19 vaccine in the United States while the Food and Drug Administration investigates a factory mixup that ruined roughly 15 million doses of the vaccine. Workers at a Baltimore plant run by Emergent BioSolutions, a manufacturing partner to Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca, reportedly mixed up the vaccines' ingredients several weeks ago, according to the New York Times . The mistake will not affect the doses that are being delivered and used nationwide, as those doses were produced in the Netherlands. However, all future shipments of the vaccine — some tens of millions of doses in the next month — were set to come from the Baltimore plant.  Nonetheless, federal officials expect to have enough doses to meet President Biden’s goal of securing enough vaccine to immunize every American adult by the end of May as Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are delivering vaccines on or ahead of schedule.