The Revenge of El Jabato

Dear Reader (including exalted knights of the sword of covfefe),

Greetings from Southern California. Some of you may remember that I'm out here doing a little father-daughter adventuring. I'll save those details for the end. Now that the suits have robbed this "news"letter of even the pretense of newsletteriness, I feel like cluttering this up with personal details at the top is no longer justifiable. So, we'll just have to see if there's time to get to my take on the eclipse, the canine update, the fact that today is my 16th wedding anniversary, or that guy I stabbed outside the Peking Restaurant in Westminster, Calif., (they have fantastic dumplings, btw). Thanks a lot, suits.

I don't want to sound disgruntled about how calling this a "news"letter is even less of a nomer than it was before. I would like it to go beknownst to the reader that I am in fact quite gruntled this morning. In fact, I am so overflowing with feck and gruntle, it is my intention to have my prose seem as choate and ...

August 25 2017

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The Revenge of El Jabato

Jonah Goldberg

Dear Reader (including exalted knights of the sword of covfefe),

Greetings from Southern California. Some of you may remember that I'm out here doing a little father-daughter adventuring. I'll save those details for the end. Now that the suits have robbed this "news"letter of even the pretense of newsletteriness, I feel like cluttering this up with personal details at the top is no longer justifiable. So, we'll just have to see if there's time to get to my take on the eclipse, the canine update, the fact that today is my 16th wedding anniversary, or that guy I stabbed outside the Peking Restaurant in Westminster, Calif., (they have fantastic dumplings, btw). Thanks a lot, suits.

I don't want to sound disgruntled about how calling this a "news"letter is even less of a nomer than it was before. I would like it to go beknownst to the reader that I am in fact quite gruntled this morning. In fact, I am so overflowing with feck and gruntle, it is my intention to have my prose seem as choate and ...

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