Dear Reader (Including Jacob Wohl, who might need help with the big words),
I'm leaving in a little while to chaperone a New York City weekend get-together for my daughter and 15 other 16-year-olds. So . . . pray for me. This might mean that this week's "news"letter is not only abbreviated but also a bit snitty.
Speaking of snitty — and I don't mean the eighth dwarf — I really don't want to write about the Bill Barr brouhaha bedeviling the Beltway Brahmins, but alliteration beckons and beguiles, perforce the professional pundit proceeds with perhaps pusillanimous, perchance pugnacious, pontification on the pending pertinent predicaments.
Sorry, I won't do that again.
You know that feeling when you and your fellow Knights Templar are sitting around drinking absinthe-flavored Fresca watching turtles play chess, but no one else notices that the bigger turtle, which is actually a rare breed of parrot that likes to wear unlicensed Phish concert T-shirts, brings its queen out way too early? No wait, that's a different feeling. A somewhat related one is when everybody is screaming about stuff you don't think is ...
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 | |  | The Bill Barr Chicanery Is about Controlling the Narrative Jonah Goldberg Dear Reader (Including Jacob Wohl, who might need help with the big words), I'm leaving in a little while to chaperone a New York City weekend get-together for my daughter and 15 other 16-year-olds. So . . . pray for me. This might mean that this week's "news"letter is not only abbreviated but also a bit snitty. Speaking of snitty — and I don't mean the eighth dwarf — I really don't want to write about the Bill Barr brouhaha bedeviling the Beltway Brahmins, but alliteration beckons and beguiles, perforce the professional pundit proceeds with perhaps pusillanimous, perchance pugnacious, pontification on the pending pertinent predicaments. Sorry, I won't do that again. You know that feeling when you and your fellow Knights Templar are sitting around drinking absinthe-flavored Fresca watching turtles play chess, but no one else notices that the bigger turtle, which is actually a rare breed of parrot that likes to wear unlicensed Phish concert T-shirts, brings its queen out way too early? No wait, that's a different feeling. A somewhat related one is when everybody is screaming about stuff you don't think is ... Read More | | | | | | |  |  | Follow Us & Share 19 West 44th Street, Suite 1701, New York, NY, 10036, USA Your Preferences | Unsubscribe | Privacy View this e-mail in your browser. | |
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