Thanksgiving funeral πŸ¦ƒ

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Thanksgiving funeral πŸ¦ƒ

We've been told that only 6 people are allowed to meet for Thanksgiving Day, but 30 people for a funeral.

 

With this, I announce that we will be holding a funeral for our pet Turkey named "Butterball" who will pass away on November 26, 2020.
Refreshments provided. 

In lieu of flowers, please bring a side dishπŸ¦ƒ

 

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