Dear Reader (Including all you mole-rat monarchists),
One or two times a year I wake up in a Japanese family's living room with people screaming at me (oddly, they scream at me in flawless Gaelic). But none of that is important right now. Unrelatedly, one or two times a year I also write this "news"letter in advance of the morning it's due.
For reasons I'll explain at the end of this "news"letter, today is a crazy day for me. But it's also turned out to be a crazy day for everyone else (or at least for everyone else in the world of politics and eccentric parenthetical stylings). General Mattis's resignation, the border funding fooferall (which is not a real word, but I'll neologize as much as I want), Trump's capitulation to both Ann Coulter and the president of Turkey, and whatever happened in the last few minutes since I checked Twitter has people across Washington lamenting that they picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
All of this came after a federal judge floated ...
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 | |  | Conservative Facts Jonah Goldberg Dear Reader (Including all you mole-rat monarchists), One or two times a year I wake up in a Japanese family's living room with people screaming at me (oddly, they scream at me in flawless Gaelic). But none of that is important right now. Unrelatedly, one or two times a year I also write this "news"letter in advance of the morning it's due. For reasons I'll explain at the end of this "news"letter, today is a crazy day for me. But it's also turned out to be a crazy day for everyone else (or at least for everyone else in the world of politics and eccentric parenthetical stylings). General Mattis's resignation, the border funding fooferall (which is not a real word, but I'll neologize as much as I want), Trump's capitulation to both Ann Coulter and the president of Turkey, and whatever happened in the last few minutes since I checked Twitter has people across Washington lamenting that they picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. All of this came after a federal judge floated ... Read More | | | | | | |  |  | Follow Us & Share 19 West 44th Street, Suite 1701, New York, NY, 10036, USA Your Preferences | Unsubscribe | Privacy View this e-mail in your browser. | |
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