Basta La Vista, Baby

Dear Reader (And especially Martha McSally's dog),

As I often note, I increasingly tend to see the political scene as a scripted reality show in which the writers don't flesh out the dialogue so much as move characters into weird, wacky, confrontational, or embarrassing positions. It's a lot like The Truman Show, except most of the cast isn't fully in on it. Sometimes I imagine some writers' room in the sky where a bunch of exhausted hacks with coffee breath struggle amidst the pizza boxes and broken pencils to figure out how to ratchet up the intensity from scene to scene or season to season. "Let's have them just leave Reince on the tarmac!" "How about we put Jared in charge of Middle East Peace!" "Let's have some fun with George and Kellyanne, I think there's huge sitcom material there."

"If only Roger Stone were still alive."

"He is."

"Whoa. Call his agent. We gotta have him on. A little goes a long way with that guy, but he could steal the show like Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction talking about ...

November 16 2018

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Basta La Vista, Baby

Jonah Goldberg

Dear Reader (And especially Martha McSally's dog),

As I often note, I increasingly tend to see the political scene as a scripted reality show in which the writers don't flesh out the dialogue so much as move characters into weird, wacky, confrontational, or embarrassing positions. It's a lot like The Truman Show, except most of the cast isn't fully in on it. Sometimes I imagine some writers' room in the sky where a bunch of exhausted hacks with coffee breath struggle amidst the pizza boxes and broken pencils to figure out how to ratchet up the intensity from scene to scene or season to season. "Let's have them just leave Reince on the tarmac!" "How about we put Jared in charge of Middle East Peace!" "Let's have some fun with George and Kellyanne, I think there's huge sitcom material there."

"If only Roger Stone were still alive."

"He is."

"Whoa. Call his agent. We gotta have him on. A little goes a long way with that guy, but he could steal the show like Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction talking about ... Read More

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