Morning Jolt September 3, 2014 Yet Another Morning of Ominous Terrorism-Related News I don't want to alarm anyone, but . . . "If neglected, I am certain that after a month [the Islamic State] will reach Europe and, after another month, America," Saudi King Abdullah said at a reception for foreign ambassadors Friday. Friday was in August, so this month, Europe, next month, America?
Then there's this from Bill Gertz:
LHeal: "CNN freaked out for a month over one missing airliner. Now there are 11." Peace in Eastern Ukraine? Here's Hoping . . . Remember those perpetual false-start ceasefires between Israel and Hamas? Soon we'll get to see if the Ukrainians and Russian-backed separatists are any better at keeping ceasefires in place.
Before anyone gets too excited . . .
("Here's hoping" is indeed in the dictionary.) Friends Don't Look at Friends' Private Nude Pictures Pretend for a moment that you know Kate Upton personally. [Many male readers of the Morning Jolt are suddenly distracted.] Correction, pretend for a moment that you know Kate Upton personally and the two of you are just friends. If you knew Kate Upton personally . . . you wouldn't look at the pictures that were copied from her private account, depicting her nude, right? The pictures hacked off her phone are a violation of her privacy — and while you may not be a criminal for looking at them -- although some people want it to be a crime — looking at someone else's private photographs that were not meant for your eyes is not a nice thing to do. Oh, you might be tempted . . . but you wouldn't. You wouldn't, because Kate Upton is your friend in this imaginary scenario, and that would be a terrible thing to do to a friend. Also, the world really doesn't have a shortage of pictures of Kate Upton almost nude -- say, the July 2012 cover of GQ — and she didn't have any problem with anyone looking at any of those. Here's why you should avoid looking at those hacked Kate Upton pictures: Someday, you may meet Kate Upton! Sure, it's not particularly likely, but it's possible. If you do meet her, and she brings up how awful it was back in September 2014 when her personal pictures were hacked and spread all over the Internet, wouldn't you want to say, with a clean conscience, "Yes, that was awful, I can't believe someone would do that to you" and not have a nervous twitch indicating that you looked at them? Really, gentlemen, hasn't Kate given us enough happiness? Doesn't she deserve this little bit of decency on our part? SM notes that our international media sure have picked a convenient time to become adamant about the right to privacy online:
S.E. Cupp: "I'm very sorry we don't live in a world where celebrity nude photos are un-hackable. But until we have technology that is 100 percent impenetrable, doesn't it only make sense to say that if you don't want your nude photos stolen, don't take nude photos with technology that makes their dissemination easy or store them on technology that can be hacked?" ADDENDA: NR Publisher Jack Fowler chatted with "Bourbon On the Rocks" podcast host Thomas LaDuke and the pair made some kind comments about the Morning Jolt and myself. LaDuke summarized, "Some days he makes me laugh, some days he makes me not want to get out of bed." Jack let slip that the Morning Jolt readership is now around 350,000 subscribers. . . . Laura K. Fillault, a Texas conservative activist, one of those tireless and under-appreciated campaign volunteers, writes over at Red State about these various conservative conventions and other gatherings in the past year:
That's how people react to Rich! She also writes:
That may have been the booze talking. But the activist and blogger crowd that dives into these causes with such passion and joy, even when the news is grim, is pretty special. . . . Speaking of special, remember that mysterious upcoming project I told you about? I can give you three hints. It covers tattoos, what's in Sarah Silverman's purse, and the alleged marital role models of Beyoncé and Jay-Z. . . . Finally, I'm slated to appear on the panel on Greta's program tonight. Fox News Channel, sometime in the 7 p.m. hour Eastern.
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