Krauthammer’s Take on Life

Dear Reader (And members of the Remnant everywhere),

My plan was to do something new this week: Write a "news"letter in which the number and ratio of consonants to vowels in each word advanced in accordance with the Fibonacci sequence until, like a pointillist painting, seen from afar this "news"letter would have the definitive take on Scott Pruitt's tactical pants.

But Charles Krauthammer died last night, and I figured I should follow his advice and not change a thing with the Goldberg File.

When Charles first revealed to me that he read the G-File, it filled me with a kind of embarrassed dread, like finding out your father-in-law saw a video montage of your college frat parties, or when your favorite English teacher reads the note you passed to a friend out loud to the whole class. Because, that's sort of how I've always thought about this thing — as a note passed to a friend. If I went into it thinking, "Charles Krauthammer is going to read this" or — the still terrifying — "Is George Will going to read this?" there would be remarkably fewer pull-my-finger jokes, never mind satirical porn titles. (My favorite ...

June 22 2018

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Krauthammer's Take on Life

Jonah Goldberg

Dear Reader (And members of the Remnant everywhere),

My plan was to do something new this week: Write a "news"letter in which the number and ratio of consonants to vowels in each word advanced in accordance with the Fibonacci sequence until, like a pointillist painting, seen from afar this "news"letter would have the definitive take on Scott Pruitt's tactical pants.

But Charles Krauthammer died last night, and I figured I should follow his advice and not change a thing with the Goldberg File.

When Charles first revealed to me that he read the G-File, it filled me with a kind of embarrassed dread, like finding out your father-in-law saw a video montage of your college frat parties, or when your favorite English teacher reads the note you passed to a friend out loud to the whole class. Because, that's sort of how I've always thought about this thing — as a note passed to a friend. If I went into it thinking, "Charles Krauthammer is going to read this" or — the still terrifying — "Is George Will going to read this?" there would be remarkably fewer pull-my-finger jokes, never mind satirical porn titles. (My favorite ... Read More

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